Jonathan Tolins’ Buyer & Cellar is an irresistibly outrageous one-man play that tells the story of an underemployed Los Angeles actor who goes to work in Barbra Streisand’s basement in Malibu.  Performed with skill and comedic zest by Zachary Chiero, the show is a smart, sharp, hilarious look at the price of fame, the cost of things, and the oddest of odd jobs.

JUNE 2, 3 and 4, 2022 at 7:00 PM

JUNE 5 at 2:00 PM

Buyer & Cellar  ticket $30.00 + $1.50 Service Fee

If you purchased a flex pass and wish to use one or more flex tickets for this show, contact our ticket manager, Greta, and tell her:

     1. How many flex tickets you wish to use for this show
2. The date you wish to attend.

Contact her by email at or by phone at 970.749.8585. You will receive a confirmation within 48 hours.  Thank you!


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All seats will be assigned. Tickets are not mailed. You can pick them up at WILL CALL on the night of the performance.

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Merely Players

49 Wedgewood Circle

Durango, CO  81301